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In response to:Crazy Talk

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:33:56 +0100

Was it you who left that note on the telegraph pole in Dartmoor? It was a picture of an arse, with a tap.. oh, hang on a minute....

In response to:Crazy Talk

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:57:21 +0100

Is there a difference between:

"I would probably get more hits, from mental people"

and

'I would probably get more hits from mental people"?

In response to:Crazy Talk

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:32:05 +0100

Are you sure you are not a conspiracy theorist?

A funny thing, people are still saying there was a "common cold research centre" in Wiltshire. Only it turned out it was Porton Down, and they were testing biological warfare stuff on the volunteers. This has been known for ages.

I have no idea why I am writing this.

In response to:Rift Riff

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:39:01 +0100

30 million years might see the sun go nova so they might not make it...

In response to:Rift Riff

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:06:31 +0100

Don't forget "ginger".

In response to:Cannabis Correspondent

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:48:50 +0100

Best possible remark on the row so far......

Do you think Alan Johnson has a Nutt alergy?

In response to:Cannabis Correspondent

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:37:05 +0100

Yes that is a distinct possibility, but you know what these BBC types are like. They're always cained.

In response to:Cannabis Correspondent

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:03:06 +0100

Erm, isn't it like when they show cocaine being snorted, they use sugar. So when they show people smoking cannabis they just use normal roll-ups but make them fatter?

In response to:Soul Fight!

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:12:59 +0100

He has become jewish.

In response to:Soul Fight!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:04:24 +0100

*pondering why would you love the idea of Islam as the state religion in UK where every male could have a harem, with a possibly state financed eunuch - but I can't find any explanation*

The idea of a 'muslim UK' isn't that unrealistic, it IS - à la longue - an unavoidable, by most people even desirable state of affairs. If it will happen, I require everyone to mention it was first MY idea.

Btw, i have deliberately written 'wifes' instead of 'wives', just to test your 'level of...' (you know what).

In response to:Soul Fight!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:49:47 +0100

That's a genius idea. He could have sought an allegiance with Suleiman the Magnificent. Of course we would have all had to become Muslims and our access to tits and booze would have suffered. I still like your idea though.

In response to:Soul Fight!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:38:53 +0100

Had Henry VIII converted to Islam right away as he disagreed with Rome, then he would have been allowed to have (apart from the Papist land and money) all those wifes at once(with an eunuch in charge of them, of course), and not disposing of them one after another.

In response to:Soul Fight!

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:58:51 +0100

Please! Catholisism has totally undermined itself, it took them 2000 years to let unchristened babies into heaven!

In response to:I wrote a cartoon

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:53:46 +0100

Penny looks like a great kid :) nicely executed.

In response to:Oh Dear

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:40:15 +0100

Who is the Nick Griffin?
Would he be in Griffindor or Slitherin?
Why is he in the news so much nowadays?
Is he Gordon Brown's long lost twin? Or Prescotts?
Would he like a coupon for a day trip to Iraq? I understand he's pals with Islam as a whole...
Perhaps he's prefer a trip to Jamaica, where all our, I mean his, dreams could come true... (Go go machette wielding nutters across the world!)

In response to:Oh Dear

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:12:10 +0100

Your'e very polite for a Sunday.....I could use much more colourful language for him....cassie

In response to:Did you see question time on Thursday?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:41:39 +0200

Ha, yes, saw that yesterday, mucho lolo!

In response to:Nick

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:25:32 +0200

Nick probably angrily masturbates. As soon as he climaxes he stares down at his useless dripping cock and hates himself for what he has become.

In response to:Nick

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:37:02 +0200

You missed out gays (or anyone else for that matter) kissing ...

Happy gays (or anyone else for that matter)in a relationship, when all Nick does when he goes back to his filthy shared bedsit is fondle his greying bridal boxers and wonder momentarily what his kids and all their mums are doing now ...

And that's where homophobia comes from ...

In response to:Nick

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:51:34 +0200

You will be hearing from my lawyers!

Oh hang on.........

Oh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

In response to:GoCompare - Open Letter

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:54:17 +0200

C'mon, what's not to like about the 118 fellahs ?

They remind me of The Chuckle Brothers, who were simply

ACENESS

In response to:Nick

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:52:15 +0200

Yarp.
But how to cure them?

In response to:Nick

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:48:13 +0200

what the jack diss is this about windio!

In response to:Nick

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:37:10 +0200

hey, did you know you've got no pants on! Ya dangly bits are showing......cassie

In response to:GoCompare - Open Letter

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:35:56 +0200

*cancels lunch with Go Comapre duo*

You've made me see the light.

In response to:GoCompare - Open Letter

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:14:31 +0200

I actually find that ad one of the least annoying on telly.

Anything featuring those two 118 pricks has me wanting to smash the telly!

In response to:GoCompare - Open Letter

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:08:30 +0200

Gio Compario looks like Mr Creosote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life - maybe he can re-enact the sketch! ;)

In response to:GoCompare - Open Letter

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:04:33 +0200

Gio Compario is now airborn ...

*loads shotgun*

In response to:Begging Letter

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:07:45 +0200

29 quid? What does this man do, throw drugs into the audience between songs?

In response to:Movie Time

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:57:21 +0200

I lol'd.

The ending was a bit of a shocker. Never expected that.

How many texts did you have to send to a land line to get all that audio?