Have you noticed how every story about the credit crunch is accompanied by a picture of a banker or a stock broker with his hand to his furrowed brow, or scrunched up eyes, looking like he’s just burst his ulcer because he’s just lost 50% of the value of someone else’s pension fund?

You Twat

In the same way that every story about Cherie Blair is accompanied by a picture of Cherie looking demented and every story about famine has a picture of a skinny kid eating Ready Brek from a plastic cup while covered in flies.

The look on the face of a starving child realising its Ready Brek again and that the Irish Gypsy and his camera crew are back is pretty hard to take. The look on the face of a stock broker realising that they’re not getting a bonus and might even have to give the Bentley back isn’t; even if the words of the story pretty much translates to, ‘you’d better stock up on Ready Brek now because in six months we’re going to be covered in flies’.

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My problem is I love the pictures, but hate the stories, so I was glad to notice that someone has produced a blog with just the pictures, which will hopefully save me from depressing myself by reading the stories.

The Brokers With Hands On Their Faces Blog

Well done Internet.