Do you remember when I made my end of the world predictions about the Large Hadron Collider, (LHC) in CERN. They were due to turn it on in May, now they’re saying that they’ll do it in August, it was nice of them to let us have the summer.

The Big Picture blog has some amazing images from inside the experiment, which have just served to further my belief in an Event Horizon scenario where we all end up dead.

LHC vs Event Horizon
Hey if George Orwell had written Even Horizon you guys would be totally with me!

They have a secret under ground laboratory (OK it’s not a secret, but I bet they won't let you walk in there without your own Special Forces squadron). They drive around on little scooters. Look at this video they even have different coloured overalls! How Doctor evil do you need to get and, the irony is we already gave them 10 billion dollars!

CERN Rap from Will Barras on Vimeo

Actually this video is really quite informative. I’ll be honest with you here I, like most of the people that have come up with the Armageddon scenarios involving CERN, only have a very tenuous grasp on what the bollocks they’re up to, so I’m glad they have spent some of their billions of funding on producing a rap to try and reach-out to the plebs. I still think we’re all going to die though.

For a better idea of how the LHC operates try here.