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Finger Lickin' Wood

by mjohnson @ 2008-06-27 - 11:21:34

Chicken in the Woods

Little people angry over frozen chicken blocking footpath:

“If someone put a five ton, bag of flesh, covered in salmonella bugs the size off hamsters in your enchanted forest I think you’d have something to say about it”

squeaked spokesperson.

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kendersrulekendersrule pro
27/06/08 @ 11:24

K

:)) :))

eggbodeggbod [Member]
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27/06/08 @ 11:33

Plucky, unlucky and no longer clucky......and by any chance was the wooded location in Kentucky?

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
27/06/08 @ 11:38

Finger lickin wood it's known as.

Is that a headless chicken, or a member of the England football squad? ;) :))

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
27/06/08 @ 16:23

If it's a footballer I'd have to wonder where his balls are.

EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
28/06/08 @ 14:28

Is it real chicken then? I thought it was fibreglass. Can you catch salmonella from fibreglass? I bet you'd have to try really hard.

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
29/06/08 @ 19:44

That's why fiber glass needs to be cooked thoroughly before you lick it.

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