I’ve been watching The Apprentice religiously this season and tonight is the penultimate show. Instead of being set tasks to prove their worth, this week the contestants have to sit in interviews, so there’s no hiding. The interview I’m most looking forward to is with Lee ‘that’s what I’m talking about’ McQueen. I’m guessing his interview will go alot like this:

“Lee if you had to describe yourself using only one word what would that word be?”

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

“What are you talking about Lee?”

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

“What is ‘that’ word Lee?”

“That’s what I’m talking about!”

“So the word you are choosing to describe yourself is – that?”

That’s what I’m talking about”

“Thank you Lee.”

“So did I get the job?”

“Yes Lee everyone else is a total cunt.”

“That’s what I’m talking abouuuutttttt!!!!”

The BBC has highlights of the 1988 European Championships final up.

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It's a nine minute long clip and half way through you get to see Marco Van Basten's wonder GOAL. I remember this final really well. I was seven nearly eight at the time. In fact my memories of the goal were actually better than the real thing. In my memory he’s pretty much on the by line. I lost interest in football soon after, because I have no memories of the 1992 Euro, or really the 1990 World Cup other than the semi final and Gazza crying. I only really got back into it when Skinner and Baddiel started doing Fantasy Football in the mid nineties.

And for the girls, here’s a picture of a man with a massive cock.

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