Day two of being Veggie and today I ate Stuffed Peppers from a recipe kindly supplied by Emsbabee; recipe at the bottom.
“Are we going to eat soon” said stomach to mind.
“Actually we just ate” said mind to stomach.
“Food”
“Look you were really hungry so I cooked a big meal”
“I cooked it” said body
“Well it was my idea; regardless, mouth ate it, so why are you bleating on about eating still?”
“Food please”
“Look it’s half nine and you just ate, so shut it. Work with what you’ve got . . . You want meat don’t you?”
“Food please”
“Don’t you know we’re living with an impending environmental catastrophe?”
“Food please”
“I’m doing you a favour, you don’t know anything do you. You’re worse than penis. And he’s a total cock”
“Will you two stop bickering” said penis “I know, how about a wank? We all love a good wank”
“I don’t give a shit about wanking penis” said stomach
“I’m the only one who gives a shit round here” said arsehole
“Wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank” said penis
“You’d better give him what he wants, or we’ll be humping the pillow in the morning” said stomach to mind
“I am completely wasted round here you know. I can do maths, well I can use spreadsheets, and I can write, well I can’t spell but we’ve got a computer. Oh and I do crude jokes. Sometimes I wonder where this is all going, oh great existential angst, come on Penis lets go, walkies!”
"PARP" said arsehole.
So being Veggie is going OK. I've not eaten meat, but I am pretty hungry. I’m hoping it gets progressively easier.
