The deep gives the world another mystery - male Giant Squid bodies discovered with sperm packets injected into their bodies.

The line that the scientists are going with right now is that the reproductive mechanism of the giant squid is for the male to inject sperm packets into the female using his giant 'fire hose' penis; the explanation for the males mainlining sperm is that this was either an accident during rough sex - human equivalent, oops wrong hole - or that two confused young males have bumped into each other in the gloom and accidently fumbled with each other's fire hoses - human equivalent, boarding school.

There is a story that you’ve probably seen because it’s been all over the net, it’s about the German lady that went to hospital to have a knee operation, but ended up having a prosthetic anus fitted. Wow, I thought. Can that be true? I mean mistakes happen, but do prosthetic arse holes even exist? I thought maybe it might look a bit like this: