When bloggers get a bit fed up with blogging they do the - I'm taking a break from blogging post. These posts are a bit boring, not least because the bloggers are usually back as soon as they've sorted the divorce out. Rest assured that if I ever wish to take an extended break I shall claim to be off designing a new kind of Llama fibre toboggan in the Andes for the special forces. Something I wish I'd pretended to be doing the time I accidentally resigned from my current job after having a rather lovely holiday in Croatia and a serious case of the back to work blues. In that case rather than making up an exciting fictional career in South American Alpine Engineering I took the advice of my friend in HR and wrote a grovelling email retracting my offer to resign. An incident that was referred to by my boss in my annual referral as a bit of a black mark.

The incident may also have contributed to the reason why I'm not blogging as much as I could be right now. You see I'm having to do all my blogging at work. This has happened before. Strangely my home computer, and any computer that I use through my home router, cannot access this site. The last time this happened I was told that my IP address had been blocked as I was a suspected Spammer! I asked 'the man' if this had occurred this time, I even went as far as suspecting a smear campaign, but they told me they don't block individuals for being spammers. This left me wondering what happened the last time I was blocked and considering the possibility that I might be some kind of collective, a hive mind perhaps, in which case why am I so crap at multitasking.

So I am essentially locked out of this site until I move house, which may not impinge on the frequency of these text based posts, but will mean that I won't be able to draw bananas over dicks in porno using MS paint, or make up fake cum shots involving cereal box mascots and anyone from Coldplay without risking another Black Mark. Sorry about that, my hands are tied.

If you were to move to another blog site, which site would you choose?