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Jonny's Toilet
by mjohnson @ 2008-01-06 - 12:55:38

This is my friend Jonny's toilet. He lives with three girls.

Jonny\'s Toilet

These signs are on all the buses in London. I was once sitting behind a hyperactive kid who explained to his suffering mum what would happen if you kicked the old man's stick away. Apparently the lady would fall backwards and catapult the baby into the air. Obviously, she is sitting on an extension of the old man's knee.

Update: I told Jonny I'd taken a photo of his toilet and put it on my blog. He looked puzzled and asked why, so I said ‘because of the funny sign’. He claims not to have noticed it! He's lived there for at least a year, where has he been pissing?

Something from the comments: Is that a baby on her lap or a giant Cluedo piece? (that was my comment, what, I think I'm funny).

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06/01/08 @ 13:00

:))
I always used to get funny looks when I stood up to offer my seat to others.
You end up looking indecisive and stupid until you sheepishly sit back down, having been ignored by the elderly and/or infirm.

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
06/01/08 @ 15:17

Try getting a knee extension fitted, then sitting won't be an option and you'll have to walk with a stick.

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ranfuchsranfuchs pro
06/01/08 @ 14:37

I have seen these extension. They are on sale now. But they are not really extensions. Their original purpose is to life someone skirts, while you keep your hands holding the rail

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
06/01/08 @ 15:17

And she's got no arms to defend herself, shame on him.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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06/01/08 @ 15:12

Beware before washing your hands in his sink...

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
06/01/08 @ 15:16

It's the strange bottles of unidentified liquid in his bedroom that really worry me!

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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06/01/08 @ 15:17

Beware before accepting a mixer in your cocktail at his house...

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
06/01/08 @ 15:19

From now on everytime I speak to Jonny I'm going to use italics.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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06/01/08 @ 15:20

And start every sentence with the word "Beware..."

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
06/01/08 @ 15:32

Jonny responded by email:

My toilet post? You scumbag. But you have found me out – I always piss with the lid down. That way, I never get told off for leaving the seat up.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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06/01/08 @ 15:33

Dirty Jonny.

Or should that be, dirty Jonny?

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GoingSomewhereGoingSomewhere [Member]
07/01/08 @ 01:30

The comment about your friend pissing with the lid down had me laughing out loud (or LOLing, if that's what it means).

I love that child's explanation of the sign on the bus. My interpretation of it is that women with small children on their knees should give up their seat to men with sticks, whilst they stand. These signs are so mysterious and open to misinterpretation (especially by those whose minds work in a strange way).

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
07/01/08 @ 02:24

Or maybe it's not a small child but a large Cluedo piece.

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GoingSomewhereGoingSomewhere [Member]
07/01/08 @ 22:55

Could well be :))

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
07/01/08 @ 02:25

There are such things as grids y'know.

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
07/01/08 @ 02:29

You solved a thousand arguments in one foul swoop, now who's going to clean it?

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
07/01/08 @ 02:43

Oooo me please, me, me, me.

OH....I meant to say.....

Jonny

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
07/01/08 @ 02:47

The women he lives with were very kind to stick that on the toilet seat and not up his arse !

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
12/01/08 @ 22:10

Johnny! Johnny Cool!

I've met this man. I doubt he even makes it as far as the toilet.

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Jonny [Visitor]

13/01/08 @ 21:46

I have done the sex in many places with many animals.

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