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Nativity Scene

by mjohnson @ 2007-12-28 - 12:53:13

Just in time to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus a story to have him spinning like a Catherine Wheel on his Crucifix. The setting, Bethlehem’s Church of the Nativity in The West Bank, which, in the style customary for this part of the world, is divided into three sections each administered by a different Christian faction: the Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic orders, so while cleaning, if the broom of one sect were to stray into the territory of another's what would Jesus have done?

a. turned the other cheek
b. started a fight
c. built a wall with a demilitarised zone administered by the UN

What did the 'Holy Men' do? The battle of the brooms as reported by the BBC.

Oh and they've got form:

"The punch-up began after Greek and Russian Orthodox believers took offence at a door left open. . ." This time The Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem's Old City. Story on BBC.

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rubychoorubychoo [Member]
28/12/07 @ 13:47

Broom wars !

...... priceless !

ranfuchsranfuchs pro
29/12/07 @ 16:57

nothing I didn't do to my brother as a kid when he set a step in my roon. But for me it came naturaly, and I didn't even have to learn the Book for that. Do I qualify as a holy man?

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
29/12/07 @ 17:03

Maybe, are you still in the room living an aesthetic existence/guarding it from your brother?

ranfuchsranfuchs pro
29/12/07 @ 17:23

no. Left it 30 years ago. Does it disqualify me?

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
29/12/07 @ 17:41

I'm not sure you can be disqualified, they have very low selection criteria. You're in!

ranfuchsranfuchs pro
29/12/07 @ 17:49

thanks, I'm just taking my broom

semafusemafu pro
29/12/07 @ 17:58

lol, this is great.

although .. should we be surprised...

A long time ago (for work) i was involved in a legal dispute over the end of someones garden - the disputed bit of land was a mere 7m by 50cm, the case was very bitter and had been in progress 5 years!!

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
29/12/07 @ 18:06

I think that may have been a theme in Neighbours once, though it only lasted five episodes and then it was as though it had never happened.

marigoldmarigold [Member]
30/12/07 @ 11:04

There was a brilliant dispute in my home town a few years back. These 2 old women lived next door to each other and one of them wanted the wall between their gardens moved a fraction. This whole big dispute started, then it transpired that they were actually long lost sisters tho they hadn't known it. Anyway, it all got more and more embittered, the housing chief turned up with a tv crew in tow and violence was threatened. Then one of the women had a heart attack and died. I don't think the wall ever got moved

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