I won today's caption competition on Cracked.com. This is especially good as I only entered it for the first time yesterday. I now have a 2 out of 3 record for caption contests. I won a bottle of champagne for my last win. Cracked.com didn’t even link to my blog, so I’ve nicked their picture (that’s if it is even theirs in the first place) and posted it, along with my winning witticism, grammar error corrected, here:

His patronus was far from ethereal but at least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.

mjohnson

BOOM BOOM

STOP PRESS: it appears I did not win, but rather I was winning. There is a voting system and lots of people have since voted for

Run, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!

It appears my grammar error has cost me dear! I have been outwitted, no idea what the fuck the O'Malley stuff is all about, but with a full 14 votes it must be fucking funny (it has pissed all over my 9 votes). Nine puts me on a par with "Police budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens", which, I'm sorry, is pretty clucking awful.

But I now know that this is a daily contest and I shall eventually prevail; perhaps I’ll see you there. Link to Craption contest on Cracked.com.