The Queen - she does the speech and the casual racism.

Shane McGowan - the drunk one who doesn't pay attention to the rules of the board game, hilarious.

Tiny Tim - give a man a goose and he'll feed his family for a day, just make sure it’s Christmas day. 'God bless us one and all'.

The Three Wise Men - gold, wow you shouldn't have; frankincense great we need some new smellys for the toilet; myrrh, no I wasn't planning on embalming the dead any time soon, but . . .

The Cheeky Girls – you’ve got to lighten things up and the wise men bought gold, they’ll be expecting entertainment.

Jesus - wine anyone?

Monkey Butler - crack the nuts monkey, you gotta earn those bananas!