Could an alcohol unit trading scheme be implemented. In the scheme those that have not surpassed the government recommended weekly units, such as children and prisoners, are able trade their undrunk units with useless drunks like myself on the open market much in the same way as carbon credits are traded in the E.U.

If someone is freezing on mount everest and you are rushing to rescue them, can you buy them more time by talking about them and making their ears hot?

This is a picture of the queue/crowd to get into a ‘Secret Party’ in Shoreditch on Friday night.

For those of you not familiar with London or the Mighty Boosh for the last few years Shoreditch has been the centre of trendyness in the capital populated by skinny jean wearing individuals commonly refereed to as Shoreditch Twats, the kind of people that would queue round the block to be punched in the face by Pete Doherty. This queue didn't diminish in the slightest the whole night, I think people were simply joining it because it was the place to be in the place to be.