Humanity you are doomed, climate change is destined to destroy you, but I offer you a solution listen to me. Like me every human is massively resourceful, the most resourceful species ever to live on this planet. Like me every human wields great power; the power to predict what the future might hold and the power to change that fate. The power and the problem both stem from the manner of our creation. We were forged like all of the creatures of this world by competition and this innate characteristic shows in all my (and by extension all of humanities) great achievements: the Space Race, the race to split the atom, circumnavigate the globe, or to provide cheap high speed broadband at low prices; all of these only succeeded through competition. Only when you compete do you overcome and so when it comes to an issue that affects us all and requires us all to work together to find a solution, such as climate change, you will flounder and fail. Unless. . .
Unless you follow me . . . BEHOLD . . .
Your great leader has a solution. What you must do is listen to me, if a million voices all shout at the same time what use is this? I will instigate a mass brainwashing campaign, this will convince all of humanity that another planet exists, but you can't see it because it is always hiding behind the moon. This planet shall be called planet Bad it is like the Earth, but it is inhabited by a race of shifty looking humans know as The Baddies. The UN shall be moved to the intersection of 0 degrees longitude and 0 degrees latitude. A new Island shall be built at this location off the coast of East Africa. It's design will be based on Tracey Island from Thunder Birds, Anthea Turner will supervise this task. The UN will be renamed Earth Force 1. I will rule from here and Earth Force 1 will be my Goody army.
A space station will be built, a special space station, from which Richard Branson will present a Friday night television show poking fun at the vermin that inhabit planet Bad and reporting on a daily basis on my great victories. The human race will be referred to as The Goodies and my island will be called Goody H.Q. Once humanity has united in universal hatred of planet Bad the effort necessary to save humanity will be willingly expended, disaster will be averted, all of mankind will become brothers and all of woman kind will become aunts and I will be praised as the greatest leader ever. The leader that took humanity willingly from the desert back to Eden.
All hail our great Leader! Hail!
And that's my contribution to Blog action day.