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Squirrel Update

by mjohnson @ 2007-06-17 - 12:28:16

This blog has stepped up into the role of squirrel watchdog. The eyes in the crows nest scanning the horizon for the squirrel shaped iceberg that just might puncture the good ship humanity and send her to an early grave. It happened to the dinosaurs, it could happen to man and woman too.

Latest News:

German Squirrel Rampage Injures 3

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."


American High School Biting, 3 bitten.

An 11-year-old girl was bitten twice on the arm. Then, the squirrel went after a couple of adults in the room --

Other Reports from this blog:

Squirrels make good wedding gifts, as long as they’re dead!
Squirrels rape rats and produce bastard offspring, Squirats!
A warning from history, when squirrels go bad!
Squirrel eats dog, heed the fate of man’s best friend because you’re next!
Squirrels on Crack, October 2005.

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Josie [Visitor]
http://www.rippled-water.blog.co.uk
08/09/07 @ 01:55

I'm scared.

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