Wow I've stumbled across something truly exciting. Where would you locate the headquarters of the shadowy organisation that created and unleashed on the criminal world Knightrider. Obviously Knightrider Street in Kent. Here is a map of the location, but keep it under your hat.

What do you do if you stumble upon Knightrider HQ.? Apply for a job of course.

P.S. the address and letter is genuine

Knightrider Chambers
12 Knightrider Street
Maidstone
Kent
ME15 6LP

Dear Mr Knight

I hope you will accept my apologies for the intrusion to your day. I'm sure, though we see less of you on the television these days; you remain a very busy man. The reason why I am writing is that it occurred to me you might be in the market for a new sidekick; no offence but you must be able to get classic car insurance on KITT these days. Any savings on road tax and insurance have to be offset against the high running costs of older models and that's without mentioning the environmental impact.

I am not a car, unlike KITT, though I do share a number of his features and consider myself a viable organic-side-kick alternative for the 21st century. I have listed some of the features I share with KITT and some of the advantages I have over KITT.

Shared Features

· Ability to talk and deliver sarcastic one-liners.
· Ability to Drive (though currently I only have a provisional license I intend to start learning again as soon as you give the nod)

Benefits of Me

· I am a big fan of your more maverick tactics and would not be as disparaging as KITT.
· Fuel economy (I don't rely on fossil fuels and can be fed for around 10 pounds a week).
· I don't have a molecular bonded bullet proof skin. This means you can shoot me and it might come in handy if I was going to give away secrets.

Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to highlight my side-kick potential, I hope you are impressed. Allow me to take this opportunity to say that I think the work you do against global crime is highly commendable. One of the issues that I am keen to hear your opinion on is the apparent disarray of the probation service. What is the point of people like us going out of our way to put evil behind bars if they're just going to let them out. It looks like we have plenty to discuss, but I will let you get back to crime fighting.

Yours faithfully

M Johnson