I got my Beckam Corpse picture published in Private Eye.

(You can see it in this Blog 17 Feb 06)

This is definitely the pinnacle of my literary life so far. It beats the time I got my water colour of my goldfish published in Practical Fish keeping hands down.

(I really did get the goldfish picture published. Other than that my only other publication is a letter on Wind Farms published in the Portsmouth Evening News entitled 'Return of the NIMBY Attitude'. Their title not mine)

A woman described as a middle aged cat lover was arrested yesterday by police in Fareham Hampshire after confessing to killing an Ant, which she took to be her Aunt. The woman is reported to have discovered the Ant wounded and in considerable pain after being pinched by a toddler. Thinking that the insect was her relative the woman made the heart wrenching decision to put the stricken family member out of her misery. The police are unable to comment on specific cases but can confirm that a 39 year old woman was taken into protective custody yesterday under the mental health act. Dr Victor Pack an expert in Zoofamilias made this comment. "This kind of 'mind typo' is extremely common in women of this age; often it is bought on by a highly stressful incident such as losing at scrabble".

A local circus strong woman who claimed to be a sister of the woman's mother made this comment. "I always knew she was bad news from the very day she was born with two legs and no antenna."