These are from a Fwd I got, they claim to be unpublished letters to the editor. (These are my favourites. If you want the rest befriend my uncle Brian)

The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods? John Campbell, e-mail

Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour. Chris Scaife, Jesmond

Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's minge, He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh? P, Leeds

1. A dude in a turban
2. The mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks
3. Dude in a turban
4. Sports Car Vrooom
5. Child in fear shelters with father from flying bullets
6. Body builder flexing pecks
7. Chick with midriff on display
8. Dude in Turban in cave
9. World trade centre in flames
10. Dude in baseball cap

Other assorted highlights are a man with a rocket propelled grenade, a chap eating a McDonalds and for some unknown reason one of those red and white barrier poles you get on the way into car parks.

How dare they. Let us firebomb the infidels and their blasphemous car parks.

After reading this article in Wikipedia I thought I would have a go:

Several post-modern satirists have highlighted the point that since no one really knows what Mohammed looked like any image could be said to depict him. To that end, they have captioned photos of their thumbs or rudimentary stick figures as "Mohammed."

Have a go yourself.

Disclaimer: this blog cannot be held responsible for the death of any embassy staff resulting from the publication of this picture. (I've heard Mr Ali is downright lethal with a firebomb)